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Entries from June 2008

[politics] lets be smart about this

June 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

pic from AP

There has been a lot of criticism lately of Senator Obama’s decision to forgo publicly financed funds to free himself from campaign spending limits. The McCain campaign blasted Obama, claiming the decision will have “far-reaching and extraordinary consequences that will weaken and undermine the public financing system.” This would be the first election in history, since the program began in the 1976, in which a candidate has decided not to accept said funds towards their campaign for president. But before we merit the threat facing the current program we should first ask if it serves us to support a possibly defunct system.

Legislators of the program had the right idea: limit spending and minimize the private sector’s influence on the presidency. Presidential candidates of the major parties can accept federal funds if they agree not to accept private money. The program was established shortly after Watergate to curtail excessive special interest money falling into the pockets of presidential candidates.

But the legislation failed to eliminate the influence of interest groups or reduce the cumulative cost of running a campaign. While the candidates are limited by the amount they can spend, political action groups (PACs) can campaign for a candidate (although not officially) using limited contributions from private donors and so called 527 groups (named for their tax code) can essentially accept unlimited amounts of ’soft money.’ These groups have proven incredibly influential to the publics perception of the candidates. Some, such as the 527 group, Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, have even been credited as single handedly sinking John Kerry’s 2004 bid for the presidency. (It is important to note that these groups are equally active to Democrats and Republicans; both have raised over 30 million dollars this year.) There is little reason to preserve what remains as an artifact of a great idea.

But even as the criticism proves unwarranted, Obama’s volte-face from his earlier pledge to accept public funds is providing fodder for the polemic pundits. In a recent speech, Senator Obama’s refuted claims of flip flopping by stating that he supports a “robust system of public finance,” a system that promotes civil efficacy and ameliorates the need for lobbyist money but that the current system is “broken.” It is safe to assume he opted for public funds because he was worried about the better organized, more experienced Republican fund-raising machine. He was concerned about then front runner Mitt Romney’s vast personal fortune. He didn’t know that several months later, he would be on the fast track to raising the most money ever in any political campaign. His reasoning, however, justified or otherwise, is academic.

Somewhere along the way, the public has been persuaded that irrational, headstrong committal should be celebrated and ‘flip flopping’ is to be scorned. Only in politics do we find ‘resolve,’ ‘vigilance,’ or ‘the sticking to one’s gut’ to be the omnipotent modus operandi. Nature favors the species who adapt. Sports teams are lauded for in-game adjustments. John Maynard Keynes said it best when he proclaimed “When my information changes, I change my opinion.” We need only to look at recent history to see that our self-assured, unyielding attitude has resulted in more problems than solutions. By taking this stance, we have adopted the underlying hubris which has us muted from admitting our mistakes and paralyzed from correcting those mistakes. Consequently, our revered, dignified nation has transformed into a country that is neither feared nor respected.

Senator Obama made a mistake by making that pledge. He is smart to adapt.

Categories: politics

[what the heck* is wrong with this world] pork: it’s what’s for dinner

June 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

A pig thats afraid of mud. Thats right, you read that correctly. Mysophobia. Fear of dirt. How the hell they managed to confirm the pig actually has the condition is unbeknownst to me.

And instead of righting the ship and putting this little guy on a one way flight to the breakfast table, they gave him boots. Boots. On a fucking piglet. Look folks, enough with the sus domesticus coddling. No point letting the pig grow up on a silver spoon. There’s one reason and one reason only that pig was born. And whats with that color pattern! He looks like a naked pig wearing some sort of wierd pig tuxedo. With no top. And a mask.

Also, kudos to the BBC for that informative video. I’ll spare you a minute of your life and just say that after a 30 second HSBC commercial, you get about 15 seconds of this pig walking. No reporting. No story. Pig walking. I remember some Brit complaining about American media the other day…

Full Article Here

Categories: what the fuck is wrong with this world

[i thought it was funny] new kids on the block

June 11, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The new funniest show on tv (since one year ago).

Make note of these guys’ uncanny ability to turn a phrase. For example at 1:30, Bret’s rap lyrics are a cornucopia of fruits and obscenities and ends it by ‘pop-an-apple in his ass’ with a delivery that makes it sound like the word pineapple. GENIUS!

And my two fav songs:

why  we still paying so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids…what are your overheads?!

lets get in a cab, I’ll buy you a kebab…I cant believe that I’m sharing kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab…

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[music] blow your mind crazy

June 6, 2008 · Leave a Comment

A rendition of Radiohead’s “Nude” using a bank of hard drives, a scanner, a printer, and the ancient sinclair zx spectrum pc. Sure, this could just be a flashy, perfectly synced and choreographed video paired to a pre-recorded track, and I could be typing this naked while performing a headstand, but version which do you want to believe?

Categories: music