[what the heck* is wrong with this world] pork: it’s what’s for dinner

A pig thats afraid of mud. Thats right, you read that correctly. Mysophobia. Fear of dirt. How the hell they managed to confirm the pig actually has the condition is unbeknownst to me.

And instead of righting the ship and putting this little guy on a one way flight to the breakfast table, they gave him boots. Boots. On a fucking piglet. Look folks, enough with the sus domesticus coddling. No point letting the pig grow up on a silver spoon. There’s one reason and one reason only that pig was born. And whats with that color pattern! He looks like a naked pig wearing some sort of wierd pig tuxedo. With no top. And a mask.

Also, kudos to the BBC for that informative video. I’ll spare you a minute of your life and just say that after a 30 second HSBC commercial, you get about 15 seconds of this pig walking. No reporting. No story. Pig walking. I remember some Brit complaining about American media the other day…

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