[i thought it was funny] new kids on the block

The new funniest show on tv (since one year ago).

Make note of these guys’ uncanny ability to turn a phrase. For example at 1:30, Bret’s rap lyrics are a cornucopia of fruits and obscenities and ends it by ‘pop-an-apple in his ass’ with a delivery that makes it sound like the word pineapple. GENIUS!

And my two fav songs:

why  we still paying so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids…what are your overheads?!

lets get in a cab, I’ll buy you a kebab…I cant believe that I’m sharing kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab…

[i thought it was funny] do not fuck with mother nature

Diver in chummed waters dies after shark bite

Man dies, presumably from blood loss, after getting bitten by a shark. Another sad case of an unsuspecting diver/swimmer being attacked by unmerciful, godless sharks? Think again. The diver, Marcus Groh, was sharing the water with bloody chum, used to bait sharks and give divers a ‘face to face’ experience. From that one dude, who tried to kiss the shark and got his face knawed off to the guy who thought bears would see him as anything more than deli meat wrapped in a leather jacket, this is yet another indication that mother nature is not to be fucked with. Proceed with caution.

Ups to Evan for the link.

[i thought it was funny] hilarious photoshop tutorials

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